Настоящие названия песен в стиле кантри: 1.Her teeth was stained but her heart was pure. 2.How can I miss you, if you...

воскресенье, 14 августа 2011

06:36

Big M

Настоящие названия песен в стиле кантри:
1.Her teeth was stained but her heart was pure.
2.How can I miss you, if you won't go away?
3.Get your biscuits in the oven, and your buns in the bed.
4.I keep forgetting I forgot about you.
5.I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.
6.She's got the ring, and i got the finger.
7.You are the reason our kids are so ugly.
8.I just bought a car from a guy who stole my girl, but the don't run so I figure we got an even deal.
9.Get your tongue outta my mouth, 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye.
10.I liked you better before I knew you so well.
11.I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better.
12.I wouldn't take her to a dog fight, 'cause I'm afraid she'd win.
13.I'll mary you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
14.I'm so miserable without you, It's like having you here.
15.If I had shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now.
16.Mamma get a hammer, there's a fly on papa's head.
17.My head hearts, my feet stink, and I don't like Jesus.
18.My wife ran away with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
19.I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
20.I Wish I Were A Lesbian
21.I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
22.I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy. (duh!!! - прим.автора =)
23.I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
24.There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
25.Did I Shave my Legs for This?....

P.S. это вместо 500 символьного поста, который, надеюсь, будет завтра.

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